Kid Jokes for International Joke Day

Who doesn't like a yummy lunch with a quick laugh on the side? Today is International Joke Day and so we thought it would be a good opportunity to spread a little cheer and brighten your kid’s day by sticking a joke inside of their lunch!

We’ve compiled a few kid-friendly suggestions:

What do you call an Ant in outerspace? An ant-ronaut.

What do Texas ghosts wear? BOOts!

What do Cows listen to? Moo-sic.

Why did the chicken join the band? Because he had Drumsticks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For some Egg-citement.

What day do chickens hate the most? Fry-day.

What do you call a bug that jumps over cups? A Glasshopper.

Why do Hens lay eggs? Because if they dropped them, they'd break.

How do you keep from getting Icy feet? Don't go around brrrrr-foot.

What fish make the best sandwich? A peanut butter and jellyfish.

What do kittens like to eat? Mice cream.

What do sea monsters eat for Lunch? Fish and ships.

Why didn't the Mummy cross the road? He was gutless.

Why did the horse cross the road? To visit his Naaaa-bor.

Why kind of ice cream do Oreo cows make? Chocolate and vanilla swirl.

What do you get when a Pig and chicken bump into each other? Ham and eggs.

Why don't ducks tell jokes when they fly? Because they would Quack up!

What are Raisons? Sunburt grapes.

Why did the Slimy Smelly SSSSSnake Slither by the Stop Sign to crosssss the Street? To see hissssss Skinny Stinkin Sister.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish? Swimming Trunks.

What do you call a sad Unicorn? A blue corn.

What do you call a cute Volcano? Lava-ble.

What do you call a Worm in a fur coat? A catterpillar.

What is the difference between a foX and an oX? The letter f.

What happened when the cat ate a ball of Yarn? It had mittens.

What's black and white and red all over? A sunburned Zebra.

What do you call cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because: 7 8 9

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He wanted to go to high school.

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road? To go with the traffic jam!

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach? Because they might peel!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's freezing out here.
 
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting squawking parrot.
Interrupting squawking parr-
SQUAWKKKKKKKKKKKK!
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